Welcome to the Dead Dads Club, where grief comes with sequins, trauma gets embroidered, and daddy issues look better in black. These aren’t just shirts, they’re wearable exorcisms of every awkward Father’s Day BBQ you’ll never have to attend again. Imagine a secret society where everyone’s initiation ritual is oversharing at therapy, chain-smoking outside of funerals, and still managing to look hot as hell while crying in eyeliner — that’s the vibe, babe.
Each shirt comes branded with the official Dead Dads Club crest on the front — high-end, gothic, tattoo-shop-level shit that screams “I didn’t choose this life, but I will absolutely monetize it.” The back? That’s where the chaos lives. Every design is a different dark confession, an inside joke with the Grim Reaper, a little reminder that the family tree might be rotting but the merch is immaculate.
Wear it to piss off your stepdad, wear it to church just to watch grandma clutch her pearls, wear it to the cemetery so your old man can roll over in style — either way, it’s your new favorite shirt.
Dead Dads Club: because therapy is expensive, and this tee was cheaper.
Step into a world of quirky humor with this Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, perfect for expressing your individuality. Crafted from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it ensures comfort whether you're at a casual get-together or lounging at home. The playful print on the front and back adds a unique touch, making it an eye-catching addition to your wardrobe. Ideal for those who appreciate a blend of fun and style, this tee is perfect for Halloween festivities or as a conversation starter at any gathering. Celebrate your unique sense of humor and be the life of the party!
Product features
- Stylish ribbed knit collar that maintains shape
- Durable shoulder tape for added stability
- Vibrant sleeve printing using high-quality techniques
- Tear-away label for comfort and minimal skin irritation
- Sustainably made with 100% Airlume cotton in a humane manner
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
