Therapy is Expensive Sport Bottle, 20oz Water Bottle, Funny Gift for Her, Exercise Hydration, Gym Motivation

Kenzie Killz, the wolf-witch alt baddie you didn’t know you needed in your life, is here in glorious detail—mid cuddle with a smiling weed nug like it’s her childhood teddy bear, while also cradling her bong like the emotional support item it truly is.

It’s a portrait of love, healing, and “I’m fine, I swear” energy.

It’s a PSA, an art piece, and a confession all in one.

It’s the merch equivalent of telling your therapist, “You’re great, but this one’s on Sativa.”

Put this design on a shirt, a mug, a tote bag, a sticker—hell, tattoo it on your thigh if you’re feeling committed. No matter where it lands, it’s gonna:

• Make at least three people laugh so hard they snort
• Confuse a couple of suburban moms (worth it)
• Convince one stranger you’re their new best friend

Disclaimer: May cause munchies, inappropriate giggling, and that one guy at the party saying “that’s so me” while trying to hit on you.

Stay hydrated in style with this vibrant 20oz Tritan Sport Bottle. Designed for those who lead an active lifestyle, this bottle encourages wellness and mindfulness, making it perfect for both workouts and everyday adventures. The fun, colorful graphic adds a touch of personality, making it a great conversation starter. Whether you're hitting the gym, going for a hike, or just running errands, this bottle is your ideal companion. Perfect for fitness enthusiasts, outdoor adventurers, or anyone looking to add a chic accessory to their daily routine. It’s a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because, catering to those who appreciate unique, functional designs.

Product features

- 100% BPA-free Tritan construction for safety and durability

- Wide mouth opening allows for easy cleaning and refilling

- Spill-resistant lid with straw ideal for both hot and cold beverages

- Carabiner hook friendly for convenient carrying during outdoor activities

- Lightweight and easy to transport, perfect for on-the-go hydration

Care instructions

- Hand wash only