Who Needs a Man When You’ve Got Weed 💨💅
Let’s be real… a man has never once shown up at 2AM, wrapped me in a warm haze, whispered sweet nothings straight into my bloodstream, and then made me forget the crushing weight of existence for at least 45 minutes. Weed has.
This design is for the babes who’ve traded “text me when you get home” for “pass me the lighter,” the ones who know a perfectly rolled joint will never gaslight you, ghost you, or leave dirty dishes in your sink.
Kenzie Killz, your resident wolf-witch bad influence, delivers this blunt truth (pun intended) in bold, eye-catching style—because self-care is lighting up something green, not chasing after something toxic.
Put it on a hoodie, tote, mug, sticker, or wear it on a crop top to your next situationship funeral. Watch strangers point, laugh, and say, “same, bestie” before asking where you got it.
Benefits include:
- Smelling better than his cologne
- No “wyd?” texts at 3AM
- The only smoke you’re getting is from your bong
Stop settling for half-baked love when you could be fully baked instead.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish for a sleek look and scratch resistance
- Long-lasting vinyl with permanent adhesive, suitable for smooth surfaces
- Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks for stunning visuals
- Available in both white and transparent options for versatile use
- Quick and easy application, ensuring a bubble-free finish
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
